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Gears '94
QUOTES OF THE ISSUE !
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Ah, there were many entries..... We've finally picked a winner. Well,
actually.... I picked the winner.. Well... I said it would be a bit
biased, didn't I ? Or did I, I don't know.. Anyway, here - for your
visual pleasure - are the TOP TEN QUOTES OF THE ISSUE !
10 - "I ain't payin that much for car polish."
My mom watching the Shopping Channel.
9 - "There was a bit of finger trouble and some-one else got there first."
The local BBC newsreader half-way through a news story.
8 - "Remember - Don't come to early."
My boss talking to a cashier !?
7 - "Why, this baby has crashed more times than a ZX81."
Kryten from the BBC2 comedy series "Red Dwarf"
6 - "How much did I pay for this ?"
A woman waiting at a bus-stop in Birmingham.
5 - "You gave birth to twins a year ago. Erm, how old are they now ?"
Sally-Jessy Raphael on her U.S. talk-show.
4 - "Donkey ! Phhhh...... DONKEY !!"
Uncle Pete from "The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer"
3 - "These are Smarties.....aren't they ?"
Me after eating some small round things.
2 - "And you let her do that to you ?"
One girl talking to another in McDonalds.
1 - "It's not meant to do that."
Someone demonstrating a "revolutionary new washing machine" in
Birmingham. This was said after the safety-catch on the door failed
to work and lots of water poured onto mildy-interested people.
Wehey ! There you go ! More next issue ?! Bye !
Figures compiled by Gears for Zircon Amiga Magazine network.